11:00 a.m. finally got out of bed. walked into the kitchen grabbed a vanilla yogurt from the fridge, grab a small bag of chocolate chips dump a few in the yogurt. yummy.
11:30 a.m. go back to fridge get another yogurt this time peach, followed by chocolate chips. love to mix the flavors with chocolate.
11:59 a.m. now I'm back on the computer, try to get my brain (that is still in slumber mode) working again. Mornings you gotta love em. I meant that sarcastically. I mentioned in another thread that I don't like milk, but I do like ice cream, yogurt, yes I do! I just have to watch my intake. Eating too much of a good thing over loads my tummy, causing a bermuda triangle to occur. Mannn I do not like when that happens. It can be terrible. Feels kinda like I'm having a heart attack, which I'm not...cause I've been to the doctor about this...he told me this kind of pressure will happen if I do not watch my intake. Pressure? ha! I know what yer thinkin' just burp or release it somehow...another big HA. It doesn't work that way. I have a funny system. yes I do. I have gas related problems all the time...and as I get older it gets worse. I never ever imagined that one day I would have enough gas stored up, with no release valve at all well most of the time I don't. Did I say how the pressure is? I did. We won't go there again. Ugh. I think I have enough gas I should be able to power up my own vehicle. Don't laugh- its true. I can see you laughing. stop. this is serious. I could be dying. Do you know CPR? Then just stop laughing. Really, tho.... getting back to a more serious post. I really know you weren't laughing...I was just kidding. My mom can make herself burp on command. Am I supposed to be jealous that she can burp on command? heh. I'm not jealous. When I'm in hurtin' status. She'll remind me just burp you'll feel better. Yeah right. I told her my system is weird. If I tried to make myself burp...well...I won't go there.
Wow.... I didn't know I had so much to say on this subject of burping. gas. I know my posts aren't very long by nature, they are really Blurps.
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