Sunday, April 3, 2011

once upon a bathroom...

...once upon a time~ a very nice couple lived in a tower apartment, on the third floor, in Japan.   Every morning the husband got ready for work in a most usual way...brushing his teeth, shaving his face and making sure every hair was in place.    Everyday he did this routine and had it down pat....until one day.....  a (toot) changed all of that.    The rumbly-bumbly-bubbly sound come from the forth floor on down.    How terrible, how rude.... the forth floor man had a toot-ta-tude.  Didn't he know- didn't he care if anyone was listening out there?   He should have known the walls and floors were quite thin.... anyone could hear when someone broke wind!   

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Once upon a dress....

The nice woman was stirring her dish, when a lady downstairs....had called in distress~" Could you help me? I'm stuck in my dress!"   The nice woman knew this gal... but thought this request was rather strange.....How does one get stuck in a dress?  Then she explained...   "Well, I wanted to see if it would fit, and it zipped but now my hair is caught in the zipper!"    The nice woman turned off her stove and hurried down two flights of stairs....only to find the gal had gotten herself loose.   The nice woman said with a gasp..."Well I'm glad your free".   ...Then she explained to me..."I was never in a bind....I just wanted to see if you would come down and stay with my little boy."   The nice woman should have known this gal better...for her word wasn't always true.     Maybe another time....for it was too close to dinner.     The gal thought it was funny and gave a big laugh....she held her belly and laughed some more.  

The moral of this story?   Make sure its a true emergency before running down 2 flights of stairs!     Better yet...just ignore the silly woman.  

 




    





Psalm 37:4

1 comment:

Tettelestai said...

hahahahahahaha

i don't know if i would have been as nice..

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