QUIZ: Can you follow directions?

This is a timed test--you have only 5 minutes to complete it.

1. Read everything carefully before doing anything.
2. Smile, then sit back comfortably for as long as you choose.
3. Circle the word "everything" in instruction #1.
4. Brush away an imaginary fly. Blink 12 times.
5. Sign your name after instruction #1.
6. Mentally subtract 19 from 26 and extend as many fingers as there are digits in the answer.
7. If 9 is divisible by 3, touch your head while you count silently to 11. 
8. Draw a rectangle around the word "doing" in instruction #1.
9. Loudly call out your name when you get this far along.
10. On the reverse side of your paper, add 8,950 and 9,805.
11. Put a circle around your answer for number 10.
12. If you think you have followed directions carefully to this point, call out loudly, "I HAVE".
13. Cross your left ankle over your right ankle. Then uncross your ankles and slap your right heel.
14. In your normal speaking voice, count from 10 to 1, backwards.
15. Punch 3 holes in the top of your paper with your pencil.
16. If you are the first person to reach this point, call out loudly: "I AM THE LEADER IN FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS".
17. Grasp your throat with both hands and open your mouth.
18. Underline all even numbers on the left side of your paper.
19. Say clearly: "I AM NEARLY FINISHED. I HAVE FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS".

Now that you have finished reading everything carefully, do only instructions 1 and 2.